Shame on you, Amazon.ca/.com!!

I came home to find an ENORMOUS package from Amazon.ca on my front porch. I wondered what the heck I had forgotten I had ordered: perhaps a large coffee table book? maybe a puppy? or possibly a volkswagen?

I tore into it, only to find it was four thin, small books that, collectively piled, were less than 2" high. (click to enlarge to get the full effect)

But, my oh my, oh my were they well shielded from impact (even by meteorite, I think) with the bags and bags of air filled plastic and the disproportionately large container. Could it be the advertising brochures that had been included for my perusing pleasure, free of charge, that demanded the added security? Or have the folks at Amazon been smoking the funny stuff- possibly toxic emissions caused by the manufacturing of said plastic!!!

Yes, they will be getting a letter. (but, you knew that, right? ) And, yes, they'd better listen- I once shut down a Kraft commercial in 3 days, that must've cost a cool million or more to make, I shake not at the thought of putting a little of the fear of God (well, of me and other consumers, anyway) into my (up until today) fav book store!